- friend: i miss my boyfriend
- me: so do i
- friend: he calls me princess
- me: he calls me fan
- me: sometimes fans like plural
- me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
- friend:
- playing video games
- someone: hey
- 10 minutes later
- me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
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